Q: How do you get a songwriter off your front porch?
A: Pay for your pizza.
Q: What do you call a musician who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: What's the difference between a fiddle and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
...and my favorite...
Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.
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